Initial Findings:
Hana The Banana arrived at the morgue on Friday, August 26, 2016. Autopsy began at approximately 1:30 P.M. Victim appeared to have been dead for at least an hour; discoloration (brown) bruising was already evident. Victim had thick, waxy yellow skin, with green tint on the ridges of the body. Victim had lacerations medial to left ear which removed the left eye. The gash extended past the nose and ends superior to the mouth. A second gash was inferior to the left arm across the abdomen, medial to victim's back, approximately 1 millimeter lateral to the mid-line on the left. Victim had a deep cut distal to the elbow on the right arm, which removed two of her fingers. Another wound, more anterior and medial to the right arm, extended across the heart. A slash, 3 centimeters long, was 2 centimeters superior to the feet. Bruising and discoloration scattered across the anterior right of the frontal plane. Inferior bruising 6 centimeters along the left side of the body.
Cause of Death:
Foul play is evident. Apparent cause of death is exsanguination. Blood loss attributed to multiple stab wounds across the body. In accordance with various DNA samples retrieved from Hana's wounds, perpetrator appears to be a coconut. Main suspect is victim's ex-boyfriend, CocoNutZ, an aspiring fruit rapper with violent tendencies.
